Upcoming Events
Transmogrify Cape Cod offers accessible identity transition workshops, networking mixers for the newly transmogrified, and educational seminars on maximizing your new eligibility.
Transmogrifier Open House & Free Identity Tastings
April 19, 2026 · 10:00 AM – 2:00 PM · Hyannis Village Green
Try the Transmogrifier in person. Bring your own cardboard box or use one of ours. Light refreshments. Results guaranteed in 15 minutes or your identity back. Children’s Transmogrifier available (smaller box). Family discount: transmogrify 3 or more household members and receive a free “We’re All Eligible Now” yard sign.
Grant Writing for the Newly Eligible
April 26, 2026 · 6:00 PM – 8:00 PM · Hyannis Public Library
Learn how to write winning grant applications that leverage your new identity. Covers terminology, narrative construction, and how to describe your “lived experience” when it started last Tuesday. Bring a laptop and your Certificate of Transmogrification. Snacks provided by Kevin’s Authentic Jerk Chicken (see Directory).
Know Your Rights: Self-ID Law Forum
May 3, 2026 · 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM · Cape Cod Community College
What happens when someone questions your identity? Legal experts explain why they can’t. Featuring a panel discussion on the intersection of self-identification and contract law. Q&A session includes: “Can my employer ask?” (no), “What if someone recognizes me from before?” (microaggression), and “Is this fraud?” (that’s a strong word).
Transmogrified Business Mixer & Identity Celebration
May 10, 2026 · 5:30 PM – 7:30 PM · 606 Main Street, Hyannis
Network with fellow transmogrified entrepreneurs. Share tips on navigating POC-specific programs when your transmogrification was last month. Appetizers provided. Name tags printed in your new name. Special guest: Tad Blanchard-Whitfield on “How I Went From Insurance Agent to Multiracial Equity Leader in One Afternoon.”
Cultural Basics for the Recently Transmogrified
May 17, 2026 · 12:00 PM – 1:30 PM · Zoom
Optional but highly recommended. This introductory session covers basic cultural literacy for your new identity. Topics include: food you should now claim to enjoy, music you should now have opinions about, and historical events you should now feel personally connected to. No judgment. We’re all learning. Some of us just started.
Annual Transmogrification Gala
November 7, 2026 · 7:00 PM · Margaritaville Resort, Hyannis
Celebrate a year of courage, imagination, and expanded eligibility. Black tie optional. Racial identity also optional. Keynote speaker TBA. Silent auction featuring items donated by transmogrified business owners. Award categories include: Most Creative Self-ID, Fastest Grant Turnaround, and Best “Lived Experience” Narrative (Fiction Division).